the hof

Conversation with K before our trip:

K: Can we stop at an IHOP during the car trip?

Me: Ooh I love IHOP. Chocolate chip pancakes...we'll see.

K: What does IHOP stand for anyway?

Me: International House of Pancakes

K: Well that's better than IHOF!

Me: What's IHOF?

K: International House of FAILURE!

Me: (laughs hysterically)

K: Or if you were really mad at someone and wanted to fight, you could say "Wanna go to IHOP??? International House of PAIN!!!"

Me: K you are funny.