would this get through customs?

Beware of a quiet two-year-old.

As I sat engaged in my Sisyphean task of folding laundry, I barely registered the fact that J came racing through the living room with a suitcase on wheels. (Stranger things happen around here all of the time) I would occasionally hear something like a quiet thud from the kitchen.

"What are you doing J?" I asked.
"I put away, " he replied.

Further investigation revealed this:



He emptied the bottom two shelves of the pantry into the suitcase.

I wonder where he was planning to go.