evil takeover

DENVER - The "CBS Evening News" isn't going to become "Entertainment Tonight." That's a promise from anchor-in-waiting Katie Couric.

"We'll do changes slowly," Couric said Thursday as she wrapped up another day in her six-city tour to talk with viewers. "We're not going to suddenly have something that doesn't resemble a newscast overall, but I think we'll have a newscast that evolves over time."

EVIL KATIE COURIC VOICE ala MR. BURNS: yes, yes slowly evolving like an undetected surreptitious lobotomy performed nightly where sliver by sliver their sense of what is newsworthy will be removed without them noticing....eeeexxxxceeeelent.